Tuesday 10 January 2012

News - Scootaloo Found To Cause Diabeetus

26% Of All Cases Of Diabeetus Are Scootaloo Induced
Recent research conducted by students from The University of Manechester has shown that prolonged exposure to Scootaloo or sometimes other members of the Cutie Mark Crusaders can cause diabeetus.

Their research also shows that 26% of all cases of diabeetus are Scootaloo induced, with a total of 32% when the other two members of the CMC, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, are factored in. Health officials advise that the risks are very serious. We interviewed a random pony in the street, who has asked to remain anonymous, what they thought about the above image, to which they replied "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG" and collapsed. An ambulance was called, and they were taken to a nearby hospital, where we caught up with them. We attempted to get a better response this time, and showed the interviewee the image again. Sadly, the results were the same, and we were "asked to leave the premises." Or at least that's what they're calling it these days. Hospitals, ugh.

Image by ~cheesefaceman1 on Deviantart.

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